A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...