A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...