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Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
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I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
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What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.