Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...