Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...