Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...