cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...