Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...