Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...