The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...