Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...