Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...