Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...