headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...