What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...