Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...