The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...