The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.