Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...