Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...