Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...