A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...