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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
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Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...