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The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...