Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!