At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...