Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.