Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...