Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Breaking into a house
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A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...