God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...