35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman