What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...