Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....