Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...