Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...