Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
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Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...