Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...