Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...