Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...