He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...