Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...