Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...