I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...