Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...