Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...