What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...