what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...