Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...