You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...