CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...